The 7 BIG Reasons Why You Should Choose a Chemical Engineer Lover (ChEVer) :)

Choosing your life partner could be the single most important decision you'll make ever in your life. It paves the way how the rest of your life will unfold. It could make or break it at the least. 


How about considering a lovely chemical engineer?
I heard they are the best lovers in town.
Here are the seven big reasons why!

1.       We go beyond the physical.
 This is primarily what differentiates us from the rest of engineers. While almost all of them can see only on the surface, we know how to dig deeper even into the micro-level, if that’s what it takes to unfold the greatest love you have.

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2.       We know how to balance.
Life is just too big for exciting romance, and our superb skills in accounting will balance all important ins and outs of our lives, all its flowing streams, eventually leading to an awesome love accumulation.
3.       We seek intimacy.
Yes, because intimacy is the ultimate destination of human heart. It has been one of our primary goals. Whether to aid in empowering relationships or simply adding color to it, we can always look for  ways on how to achieve the optimum state of intimacy, may it be through packing or contacting. J.
4.       We handle reactions well.
Oh yeah, and we handle it with care.
We’re trained many years for it, from the simplest bearable one up to the complicated reactions of tough woman/man just ready to blast.
5.       We empower exchange.
Because that is the overall essence of love.  Many have actually set limits to the extent of this transfer, and fail in the end. And during bedtimes, leave it to us. We handle heat exchange better than the rest.

6.       We apply control.
And just in case things don’t go as planned, we’re prepared how to respond well in the process, and readjust things to establish its stability once again. Control the situation without controlling you, how’s that?

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      7.       Finally, we prepare the perfect design.
We envision an overall design to ensure that the relationship would stand the tests of time, one that is planted in our hearts and equipped through our minds.

There you go.
So the next time you start finding for that partner, always look for an engineer who can easily bring-out the chemistry in both of you. Find your ChEver now!
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